Methods in Companies

Some Methods in Companies. How they hire and why they hire and what do after hiring.......Go ahead !!!!!!!!!

Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….

TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…

Syntel Method:
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….

i-Flex Method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flex cube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:
hire a lion .

Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry….purchase a lion..
change his timings…(instead of 9 AM …change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…..

Capgemini Method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….

WIPRO METHOD:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!

HUAWEI Method:
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die

L & T METHOD:
Hire a lion….
Take his CAMS assignment 2 times a year followed by Performance appraisals.
Ask him for lots of My Leanings on line …
Send him to Chennai/HYD/BLG;but yes don’t give him/her his/her home town.
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time or Give him/her projects .
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls Only Attitude of HR girls. And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion if he is aTiger or lion……
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

INFOSYS Method:
HIRE A LION…..
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE KING OF THE JUNGLE!
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPERE EXAM
LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HE LEARNED IN TRAINING
MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS
MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE…

This is how software engineers die in India

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SSC RESULTS

SSC results, 10th class results, tenth results, AP 10th class results, 10th results 2014, Andhra Pradesh 10th class Results, SSC results 2014, board of secondary education andhra pradesh, Exam Results,AP 10th class SSC Results, Check 10th Results,

All people are in a hurry to check the results but don't have the correct information where to check it. I am here to help you all to check the details of your tenth result.

To know your results: CLICK HERE

Enjoy the kick in knowing your results. And Have Exciting Results. Have a Blasting day to all. And Have a Bright future by choosing a correct way. Think twice and thrice before you choose your higher education.

All the best to all. 

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Inter Results

Welcome to the world of education. I today introduce the intermediate 1st year results with marks. Many of them are eagerly waiting for the results. I know it very well. So today i would like to help you all in knowing the results of your exams. I hope this would help atleast one student.

Check the below link for the intermediate results.

Check your Inter 1st year marks at this link..

 Click Here

 

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Jobs in Hyderabad

Job Description

1)     Position: Sales Consultant (20 No's) Department: Sales

Reporting To: Team Leader/Sales ManagerLocation: B Hills / Erragadda Salary Range: 10K - 12K

Role & Responsibilities

> Responsible for target achievements of vehicles, insurance, accessories, exchange etc.

> Conducting marketing events

> Ensuring customer satisfication during various stage of sales process

Minimum Education Required: Graduate/Diploma

Minimum Experience Required: 1 - 2 Yr of exp in 2/4 Wheeler Automobile Sales 

Required Skills: Good Communication Skills; Lisening Skills & Good Selling Skills

Other Qualification: Holding Valid 4 Wheeler Driving License

2)    Position: Tele Caller's(3 No's) Department: Insurance

Reporting To: Manager Insurance Location: SP Road Salary Range: 8K - 10K

Role & Responsibilities

> Insurance Renewal / New Insurance Calls

> Promoting Talwar Hyundai Insurance

> Maintaining MIS Report

Minimum Education Required: Graduate

Minimum Experience Required: 1 - 2 Yr of exp as Tele Caller in General/ Vehicle Insurance

Required Skills: Good Communication Skills; Lisening Skills & Good Selling Skills

3)     We are Business associate of Some CELLULAR companies  and we are always in need of Manpower for sales Telecallers/ staff urgent requirement..

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Urgent requirement 20 Tele callers 

5)      Jr.Off / Asst.Off-Accounts

CTC on offer - upto 2.4 lacs

MBA-Finance

SAP-FICO

2+ yrs experience in manufacturing Company in Sales Accounting and possessing good Englishcommunication

 

 

Jr.Off / Asst.Off-Accounts

CTC on offer - upto 2.4 lacs

B.Com

SAP-FICO

2+ yrs experience in mfg company preparing and filing VAT, TDS and Service Tax Returns.

Contact: HR Sameera

8897587878

sameera@drpawarsconsulting.com

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ScholarShip

Scholarship is a grant or the payment made to support a student’s education and this is awarded on the basis of academic or the other achievements made by the student in their institutes.

Study well with Scholarships

To fill the Scholarship Fresh Application Form 2013-14. Following are need:

1. Student SSC Details

(a) SSC Pass Type: Enter whether you have passed in AP Regular/ AP Supplementary/Private / CBSE/ ICSE/ Other Board/ AP OSS/ Oriental SSC/ Direct Degree.

(b) SSC Hall Ticket No:

(c) Date of Birth:  DD-MM-YYYY                 (d) SSC Pass year:  After entering SSC pass year

2. After entering, this will shows all the matter related to you. If applicable in the data base. Otherwise you have to fill it.

2012-13 SSC and BANK Details

                Student name             :

                Father/Mother name:

                SSC Hall Ticket No       :

                SSC Pass Type, SSC Pass Year:

                Bank Branch IFSC        :

Gender                                           :

Date of Birth                 : DD-MM-YYYY

Student Bank Account No:

3. Student CET Details

                CET                         NONCET               

                

PGECET

4. Present College Details:

                (a) College District:

                (b) College Mandel:

                (c)University/Board:

                (d) College:

                (e) Course:

                (f) Course year:

5. UID and Mobile No. Verification.

                UID: Aadhar No.                                                                               Mobile No:

                Renter UID:                                                                                        Renter Mobile No:

After completion of the above process then the below process will start.

1. Application Details Registration:

                (a) Ration Card No :(Not Mandatory)

                (b) Medium:

                (c) Religion:

                (d) Caste Category:

                (e) Orphan:   Yes                No           Then clicks on NO.

                (f) Profession of parent/spouse: [Father Work]

                (g) Gender:

                (h) UID (Aadhar no). If available:

                (i) Date of Birth: DD-MM-YYY.

                (j) Sub Caste:

                (k) NCC: Yes/No                

                (l)Family Annual Income (Rs):

                (m) Disabled Category: Yes/No

2. Student Pre Qualification (Previous exam) Details:-

                (a) Qualifying Class: Engineering/ Intermediate

                (b) Marks Obtained/(GAP) Grade Point Average(1-10): Secured Marks

                (c) Total Marks: Total marks in B.tech/Intermediate (overall marks)

                (d) Percentage: It automatically enters itself.

3. Instruction Details.

                (a) College Admission No:

                (b) College Joining Date (current year): DDMMYYY

                (c) Distance Between college and Native place (Kms):

                (d) Scholar Type:  Select One Of This.

                                                                Student Managed Hostel (SMH)

                                                                Day Scholar (DS)

                                                                Department Attached Hostel (DAH)

4. Welfare Office Details.   (This Fields will automatically fill by itself)

                (a) Field Officer                                 :

                (b) Field Officer Address                               :

                (c) Distance Officer                         :

                (d) District Officer Address          :

5. Student Bank Account Details.

                (a) Bank District:

                (b) Bank Name:

                (c) Bank Branch Name and IFSC code: IFSC code means branch code.

                (d) Student Bank Account No:

6. Address For Communication.

                District:                                                                                                 Mandal:

                Village:                                                                                                 Door No/ Road No/Location:

                Pin code:

7. Permanent Address. (Check if same as Present address)

                (a) District                                                                           (b) Mandal

                (c) Village                                                                            (d) Door No/Road No/Location

                (e) Pin code                                                                        (f) Mobile No. Belongs to: 

                                                                                                                                Self

                                                                                                                                Family Members

                                                                                                                                Friends

                                                                                                                                Others

8. Certificates to be enclosed to Field Officers.

                (a) Caste Certificate (Mee Seva only)      : Click here as marked

                (b) Income Certificate (Mee Seva only) : Click here as marked

                (c) Bonafide Certificate                                 : Click here as marked

                (d) Ration Card                                                  : Click here as marked

                (e) SSC Certificate                                            : Click here as marked

                (f) Gap certificate                                            : Keep this as unmark

                (g) Transfer Certificate                                  : Click here as marked

9. Student Photograph/ Image of your Pass Port Photograph:   Browse

10. Enter the cache code and click on SUBMIT Application.

Then uploading the scanned documents, the documents size should be less than 100 kb and photo size should be less than 50 kb.

After entering your high security password which will sent to your mobile number. Then it open a form again i.e, acknowledgement.

After filling the form, we will get the application form. After that we have to upload the scanned certificates.

Now Click on the scanned certificates upload.

                Then it ask our   (1) SSC Pass Type

                                                (2) SSC Hall Ticket No.

                                                (3) SSC Pass Year

                                                (4) Enter 2013-2014 Fresh Application ID: Registration Number

After entering the above details it shows the following.

Income Certificate Details

Mee Seva No: You can find it in Income Certificate right side below Bar Code. Application Starts with IC123456789

Then Click on Get Details, then the details will be displayed below like this:

Applicant Name:

Father Name:

District:

Mandal:

MRO Name:

Total Income: You have to fill as per the Income certificate

Caste Certificate Details

Mee Seva No: You can find it in Caste Certificate right side below Bar Code. Application Starts with CGC123456789

Then Click on Get Details, then the details will be displayed below like this:

Applicant Name:

Father Name:

District:

Mandal:

MRO Name:

Caste:

Other Uploads:

Scanned Bank Pass Book (First page):

Upload Allotment Order (For CET/Counseling courses):

Scanned Ration Card:

Scanned Aadhar Card/UID:

Finally please enter the cache code and SAVE Document.

For applying click here:  

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How Hospital Related to Students

What do you think when you’re here these words “Hospital Related to Students” What do i think, do you want to know. Ok, i don’t want to keep tension in you. Firstly, student is the one who studies for the knowledge and to survive with that knowledge to earn some amount of money for his survival and his use. If a student chooses his career for the medicine side then he/she is mean to say that student is related to hospital. Why I am saying this because in the stage of student we will study and enjoy. If we study very well and whole heartedly then we will become a Doctor for a big corporate hospital or in a government hospital as we like to dream always. If we study normally then we will become a nurse in a corporate hospital or in a government hospital. If we study less then we will become a compounder in that government hospital or in the corporate hospital. This is not the last but everyone likes this very well i.e., enjoying. If we enjoy with neglecting the studies then on one fine day if we get any health issue/problem then we need to visit hospital to take treatment from a doctor to get it cure. Here our is playing as a patient. 

In the student life we have ego, it is a 3 letter word but it creates many more disasters and many disturbances to our life. Present days students are affsected by politicians for their use. Why i am saying this because the students are easily attracted people to everything. So these politicians are playing with student’s life. For the beneficial of the politicians they use to target firstly only on students. If a group of students moves out from the college then the remaining college students will move out from their institutions and makes disturbances to the public. But even students are good people because they don’t know what they are doing. They think that they are enjoying at that present movement but they don’t know they are attracted.

In that enjoyment also some of them get injured then they need hospital. Students have the more knowledge and more power than anyone in this world. If they utilise their knowledge then they can make miracles in the medicine field, not only in the medicine field students can make miracles in many fields. Even now some of the diseases are not having the correct treatment. Without correct treatment and awareness many of the people are dying. So I think perfection in studies for each and every student will help this world very well.

About the author:

The most valuable information shared here to grow in your future. I studied many minds and started this blog to give valuable information to our students who are really need. Every day I share many things to grow you. Follow this blog and get started to grow. Genuine Job updates are also shared here for the benefits of the students. Office info like Scholarships last date, Exam Timetables etc. Please Comment your own words here.

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